Answer: A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton.
Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts ... and a famous country singer!
Carson actually did this joke.
This is usually Mitch's gig, but I'll give it a shot.
Bitter Division
1. SHF - GM of the year, BITCH!!! This team is even money to win the whole damned thing. (Crosby, Kesler, M. Koivu, Iginla, Heatley, Myers, Miller, and ROBIDAS!!!)
2. LOM - "OJ" Brodeur extends the comparison by killing this team like that other OJ killed his ex-wife and her aerobics instructor (I think that was Doogs' line in 1995).
3. NBS - This team could go either way, but the Battered Seals shouldn't be boring.
4. LON - Lack of forward depth is a little troubling, but the top guys should be outstanding.
5. OTT - This team is two years away from being good. Maybe we'll start the league by then.
Jaded Division - This division is wide open.
1. PU - The most successful franchise in IPSHL history just keeps rolling along. Ward could be the weakest link. He may OJ Brodeur this team.
2. CHA - Rask is the best goalie in the league. The defence is a little suspect, but if Rask steals games, they could win the division.
3. EP - How many teams are making the playoffs? I need to know, so I can slot Lodl in the next spot down. The computer loves this team. If they get secondary scoring, they could win the division going away.
4. LV - Savard and Kane both got 0 INT ratings again. That's beautiful. Top guys are awfully good, but bottom six forwards are very questionable.
5. MAN - Top guys are great (Pronger, Sedins, Gaborik), but it gets dicey after that (Pominville, Huselius, Carle).
MABs!!!
ReplyDeleteReviewing my roster and consider the draft we had 18 months ago, I am fairly uncertain where I took which player. That's not good.
BTW, Joe had a good draft because he had like 5 folks advising him. Yeah, I'm calling him out. Because I'm BITTER and I want ROBIDAS!!! back.
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